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Tokyo Asexual Artist Serves Own Genitals At Dinner (GRAPHIC)

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“Suck my balls” as an expression comes pretty close to what happened last month when self-described asexual artist  Mao Sugiyama offered his genitals up for a $250 a plate dinner on Twitter.

It all started with this:

Translated into English, it basically goes a little something like, “”[Please retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location.”

Six people took him up on his offer and booked a plate, while dozens of others who only got to eat crocodile sat idly by and watched the entire spectacle – on a side note, one of the six honoured guests was a complete no-show.

Sugiyama’s genitals were removed in a surgical procedure mere days after his 22nd birthday, and were spliced, diced, minced and possibly Slap Chopped for the meal.

According to the Huffington Post “The story went viral in Japan. Some showed even more interest, while others … called Japanese authorities, who deemed the banquet legal because there is no law against cannibalism in the country.”

And now for your viewing pleasure – some guy’s dick on a plate.

Parents Put Son In Laundromat Washing Machine (VIDEO)

Now competing for the “Parents of the Year” award are this couple who put their son into a laundromat washer, only to find themselves scrambling to get him out after the door locked and the machine went into a wash cycle with the boy inside.

No for real – this just happened.

A tip of the hat to the Youtube description as follows:

How not to parent: Couple put SON in washing machine as a prank – but it turns into a sparking desperate rescue attempt.

This is the dramatic moment a foolish couple decided it would be a good idea to freak out their child by putting him in a washing machine.

It starts off like any average scene at a Laundromat, with a few clusters of people sorting out their laundry into machines.

A sign in the left hand corner of the frame reads ‘Junior wash $2.95′. But it was not supposed to be taken quite so literally.

The couple, at the second bank of machines with a pram sitting behind them, are busy loading up their laundry into the drum.

As the woman, wearing a red and pink checked jacket, sorts through laundry on a table, the man, wearing a blue checked shirt, lifts the small boy and shoves him into the machine, closing the door

An auto-lock on the door causes their prank to backfire majorly and as their epic fail dawns on them the couple frantically tug at the machine’s door in a desperate bid to free their child.

What appears to be a maintenance man strolls over looking at the couple as their panic intensifies, before wandering off again, waving a hand unhelpfully.

The mother runs out to where she can be seen by others further down the hall, putting her hands over her face and apparently calling out for help.

The dad then sprints off toward the other people while the mother continues to tug at the door handle, before running after him a short time later.

In the distance the mom can be seen waving a hand in the air, as though to gather up other people. She charges back to her machine and baby, followed by the dad and some other Laundromat users.

One quick thinking man yanks a red sorting table away from the back of the machine and tries to disable it from the mains, knocking over a rubbish bin in his haste.

Another woman ambles over with her own children, holding out a white towel.

A crowd gathers to watch the commotion and the man begins jumping up and down. There is no sound on the video but his actions paint a picture of utter panic.

The couple’s shared horror turns to anger at one another, with the woman walking to the table and slamming her hands down onto it in frustration.

As you can see, the boy made it out alive, but not before being scarred for life by some of the greatest parenting known to mankind.

The Real Cost Of Tuition In Quebec (SPOILER ALERT)

TAXATION OF STUDENTS.

Take an average full-time student in a University in Montreal – during the summer weekends he earns approximately $10,880 in 2011.

He has no Federal or Quebec tax to pay. He is not obliged to contribute to either the Quebec prescription drug insurance or health contribution of $100.

Therefore all amounts of tax withheld on his paychecks are reimbursed but he does pay QPP (Quebec’s pension fund) $365, and $153 for the Employment Insurance Plan and Provincial Parental Insurance of $58.

His tuition for 2011 is $2,564.35

He is entitled to a 15% federal credit of $384.65 and a provincial credit of 20% for expenses during the school year of $521.87

The percentage is the same for any student regardless of income level.  If the student does not use these funds now, he can transfer them to his parents or postpone them indefinitely, until at such time he has a tax liability.

Federally there is an education credit amount based on the number of months in full or part time studies. In this case it is 8 months, full time.
8 months X $ 400 = $3,200 X 15% = a savings of $ 480.00

The following credit is for textbooks:
8 months X $65 = $520 X 15 = a savings of 78.00%
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So after tax, the net tuition of our student so far will be $ 1,108.93 for 2011.

Much less impressive than what we see on TV.

But it’s not over, because as he worked, even if he is considered low income, the Quebec provincial government contributes a refundable credit for the work premium.

With his income he receives $ 10,880 minus the $510.87 in income taxes stated before, and using good judgment, he decides to apply the amount paid by Quebec’s incentives back into his education.
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Our student need only now pay $597.96

But he is still entitled to other amounts - This is not a joke, I swear …..

He will receive during the next year’s credit a GST rebate of $309 and a credit for Solidarity of Quebec for $264
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Again if he uses good judgment and applies it to the balance of his tuition, he comes up with a total balance of just $24.96 he is out of pocket for tuition.

As for his summer earnings of $10,880 less QPP, Employment Ass and PPIP (576) - $10,279 remains entirely in his pocket if he takes advantage of living at home rent free with his parents for the duration of his BACC (Bachelor Degree).

Factually, the increase of $325 per year after rebate is $ 211.25 with 35% of the credits.

After 5 years of school, a whopping $1,625 is the total cost for his education.

Reposted from Antonio Casolino on Facebook

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