Tokyo Asexual Artist Serves Own Genitals At Dinner (GRAPHIC)

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“Suck my balls” as an expression comes pretty close to what happened last month when self-described asexual artist  Mao Sugiyama offered his genitals up for a $250 a plate dinner on Twitter.

It all started with this:

【拡散希望】私の男性器（完全陰茎＋睾丸＋陰嚢）の料理を１０万円で提供します。日本人/摘出時２２才/性病検査済/機能正常状態で摘出/女性ホルモン投与無し/最大勃起時16.1cm/先着一名,複数人の共同での注文は可/調理法、場所相談応/その他DMリプライEメール等でご質問ご連絡下さい

— エイチシー (@Ho_Ch) April 8, 2012

Translated into English, it basically goes a little something like, “”[Please retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location.”

Six people took him up on his offer and booked a plate, while dozens of others who only got to eat crocodile sat idly by and watched the entire spectacle – on a side note, one of the six honoured guests was a complete no-show.

Sugiyama’s genitals were removed in a surgical procedure mere days after his 22nd birthday, and were spliced, diced, minced and possibly Slap Chopped for the meal.

According to the Huffington Post “The story went viral in Japan. Some showed even more interest, while others … called Japanese authorities, who deemed the banquet legal because there is no law against cannibalism in the country.”

And now for your viewing pleasure – some guy’s dick on a plate.