WATCH: Anti Gay Protest Goes Very Wrong (VIDEO)
For one man, the fact that one in every eight boxes of cereal sold in the United States is Cheerios, and its parent company General Mills just happens to support gay rights, was far too much for him to handle.
So what’s a dude to do? March on up to company headquarters and set the mother on fire. Apparently, he likes his Cheerios the same way he likes his homosexuals – flaming.
Listen to his impassioned words:
One out of every eight boxes of cereal in this country is Cheerios. This is REALLY the treat now for the homosexuals, and this is our protest of General Mills advocating same-sex marriages. So we are going to torch some cereal.
At this point, the box is lit, and flaming Cheerios begin raining down on the lawn in front of General Mills, and as the flames spread through the grass, so does the panic of the protestor, leaving him only one option …