Donald Trump Is Now Offering Classes In Keeping It Classy
Under the category of “Keeping It Classy” – Donald Trump took to the Twittersphere today and began offering free courses in tact and etiquette, using Arianna Huffington as content for his first online class.
Chiding Arianna for losing her husband to another man, and then really keeping things high brow by making fun of her looks, Trump displayed the fine art of tweeting for his unsuspecting students with the following:
@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2012
Now, without realizing that this was the introductory course, some of his Twitter followers failed their first written exam by actually firing back at Trump with tweets deriding his online syllabus:
“Do you listen to yourself? What an ugly thing to say, in so many ways.”
“What is about her you don’t like? The real hair?”
“Your hairs left u a long time ago and it hurts real bad :(“
Continuing on unfettered, Trump quickly corrected the hapless students by doubling down on his first statement, signalling that if at first you do not succeed at being classy, press on until it sticks.
Don't think my statement on @ariannahuff was harsh, if you knew her and the phony Huffington Post you would understand--- more to follow.—
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2012
Now it is only a matter of time until someone points out that Donald Trump is already on his third wife, and, when making remarks about how someone looks, unflattering pictures of yourself may surface, but this is Donald Trump we are talking about here and genuine class always rises to the top.
Of course, there are also a few other things that rise to the top as well …