Category Archive: Canada

Canada Dry Salutes ‘Modern Families’ With Photo That Excludes Gay Couples

If Canada Dry doesn’t recognize gay couples as “modern” then what the hell is a “modern family”?

Drunk Student Froshers Use Street Crawl To Trash Montreal Residential Area With Beer Cans And Vomit

Montreal students shotgunned beer through plastic horns, littered streets with beer cans, and vomited on just about everything in Montreal’s Plateau residential district during a frosh activity.

Look At What Happened When Bespoke Post Tried To Email Phish Canadians On Facebook

As one Facebook user wrote to Bespoke Post: Looks like you dudes are going to have to change your MO. Show first, email later. Good luck.

So, It Took A Canadian To End The Whole Fake Snow Debate, SCIENCE PREVAILS!

Take it from me, a Canadian, who KNOWS snow: You all had some freak weather, it’s not a government, illuminati, HARRP, chem trail conspiracy. It’s just snow.

This One Photo Might Make You Support The Cuts To Canada Post

This is the typical weekly dump of fliers that every household with a mailbox in Ottawa receives without asking for it.  Go ahead and count.  That’s 41 paper fliers that will go directly… Continue reading

Oh, Canada! Canuck Supreme Court Strikes Down Anti-Prostitution Laws!

The ruling has not opened the doors to a complete free-for-all in the country though, as the Canadian Supreme Court has given the government a one year reprieve to draft new legislation that falls in line with the decision.

Fire Up The #cdnpoli And #topoli Hashtags – Rob Ford Has Some Serious Competition For ‘Mayor Of The Year’

Move over Mayor Rob Ford, we’d like to introduce you to Mayor Gordon Jenkins, your contender for the title of “Mayor of the Year”.

The Look On Reporter Katie Simpson’s Face After Rob Ford’s Vulgar Comments Is Priceless

It takes a lot to shock most reporters, but for Katie Simpson of CP24, Rob Ford’s live on air comments about “eating pussy” were enough to capture this priceless moment of her amazement.

Meanwhile In Canada … There’s A Ponytail Napper On The Loose!

A woman whose ponytail was napped by an unknown assailant says she was in “complete shock” after the “crazy” ponytail napping.

The Top 10 Uncanny Resemblances To Toronto Mayor Rob Ford

Even David Letterman couldn’t help but get a dig in on Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.

Open Letter: Yes Queerty, The Phelps Sisters Do Deserve Gold Stickers

Forgiveness is a huge part of what it means to be queer, and it makes us better and stronger people in the end. We owe it to ourselves to give the Phelps sisters a second chance, despite what Queerty would have us do.

Dead Raped Teen’s Photos Featured In Dating Ads On Facebook

After being gang raped, bullied for nearly two years after and then taking her own life, photos of the now dead teen were used in dating ads on Facebook.

Canadian City That Once Tested Positive For Avian Flu Uses Chicken Manure To Force Homeless People Out Of Town

The city of Abbotsford spread chicken manure over a homeless camp in order to push the homeless people out of the area.

60 Other Things Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Has Done Besides Smoking Crack In A Video

Take a look for yourself at Rob Ford’s illustrious career. Side note though: It’s not that illustrious.

New Street Drug 40 Times Stronger Than Heroin Found In Canadian Drug Raid

The new drug has been chemically modified to be 40 times stronger than heroin and 80 times stronger than morphine.